"I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They’re dangerous, but I love their swagger."

  • White people: terrorists? From the Middle East? All brown people no exceptions.
  • White people: Jesus Christ? From the Middle East? White. Obviously.

red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

(Source: telapathetic, via panic-at-the-everywhere)

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

(via panic-at-the-everywhere)

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

(via panic-at-the-everywhere)

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